看看这些英语吐槽更洋气怎么说(吐槽英语的经典段子)

导语：看看这些，英语吐槽更洋气

网络发达，更多的网络新词层出不穷，今天就教大家几句用英语更洋气地吐槽吧！

1.When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

上帝把智慧洒满人间，就你打了个伞。

2.As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

作为局外人，你对人类有啥想法？

3.If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

如果我要寻死，我就爬上你的自恃清高，跳入你的智商。

4.Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

每次靠近你，我都特别特别渴望孤独。

5.I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

想问问你几岁啊，不过估计你也算不过来。

6.God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you...well we all make mistakes.

上帝造了可口可乐，也造了百事可乐。上帝造了我，啊，多么性感。上帝造了河流，上帝造了湖泊，上帝造了你…………这个嘛，孰能无过？

7.Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.

你买点儿化妆品吧，吃了，增加一些内在美。

8.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

你的出生证明，是杜蕾斯寄给你父母的一封道歉信。

9.We heard that when you ra away from home your folks sent you a note saying,"Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

听说你离家出走时，你家人给你捎了个信儿：“只要你不回来，我们就原谅你。”

10.I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.

其实我并不恨你，但是如果你着火了，我手里有水的话，我一定先干为敬。

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