万恶的资本主义知乎(万恶的资本主义笑话)

万恶的资本主义政治学

小男孩问父亲，“什么是政治？”爸爸说，“这么跟你说吧，我是家里赚钱的，就叫我资本家好了。你母亲，她是管钱的，咱们叫她政府。我们都要关注你的需求，因此我们叫你人民。保姆呢，我们叫她劳工阶层。至于你弟弟，我们叫他未来好了。你这么想一下，看看是不是能明白。”小男孩想着爸爸说的，上床睡觉了。

晚上，他听到小弟弟在哭，于是起床去看，发现弟弟的尿布脏了。小男孩去了父母的房间，发现妈妈听起来睡得正香。不想叫醒妈妈的小男孩去了保姆的房间。发现门锁着，从钥匙孔里看进去，发现爸爸在保姆床上。他于是放弃了，回去睡觉。

第二天早晨，小男孩跟父亲说，“爸爸，我觉得现在我理解了政治的含义。”父亲说，“太好了孩子，用你自己的话给我说一下。”“好吧，资本主义在干劳工阶层的时候，政府睡得正香，没人理会人民，而未来一身屎……”

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."

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